CLUB RANDOM JOURNAL TIME!


After it's long slumber with a new competition!
To compete you must make the following sentence into the longest paragraph you possibly can:
Last Tuesday I ate a cereal bar and I played at the park.
Comment with your attempt below. The judgment is simple, whoever can make that sentence into the most words is the winner. You may not sidetrack into other events and must simply describe it in the most detail possible. You get only one attempt so type carefully. You cannot copy other peoples comments. The competition will end when I think it's appropriate.
If you don't understand then here is an example that you could do:
On the day known as 'Tuesday' I consumed a cuboid constructed entirely of high in fibre ingredients that are often eaten in the time zone that is called morning. Then, shortly afterwards I acted in an enjoyable way for my own entertainment at a small play park designed for children.
Good luck!

Also if you have any random deviations then please note me a link and I'll upload it as your work for all the world to see! Please spread the word about the club, thanks!

RULES
No Swearing
Swearing fu***** pi**** me off! Got that sh** heads?!?!
(just kidding) Anyway, none of that sort of thing please.

No Extreme Violence
Ok I know everyone likes a bit of violence, I am a fan myself but other people may not be as into it as you may be so be careful.

Respect Other Members
Dont nock people down because of thier aristic ability if yours is better, because everyone works at different levels. So you could give some constructive critisism or tell them where they could improve.

Nothing sexual
OK guys listen carefully this is just a fun club for fairly young people, me being 14 myself so nothing of that sort please but mild suggestions of it or slight comedy is allowed.

NO NON RANDOMNESS!!!
As this is a club for the weird, wacky, random, sensibility lacking or just for the plain stupid. So randomility is what it's all about!!!

How You Can Join
Joining is simple. All you need to do is watch the club and leave a comment on the page asking to join and I'll get round to watching you as quickly as possible. Then you are in the cub. One thing I ask of you is could you please put something in your journal or signature about my club and possibly a link to it?Thank you.

What this club is about
This club is basically for uniting the random brains of the world and seeing what happens! So what you do to put art on here is you upload it on your account (what ever art you want on it) and then send me a note with a link to it and I will put it on here under your name so that everyone knows you did it!

OK so I think I said everything but if you have any questions then just send me a note to my account. ~BIGRIN